Life's A Little Crazy, But Hey, So Am I

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hollywoodgabe:

I have a dirty mind on this

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jalmotaesseo:

karcrazy:

emikafett:

In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.“Come on, just this once.” - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie. “What could it hurt?” - You, if you keep pestering me. “Everybody’s doing it.” - Too bad I’m not everybody.“If you loved me, you’d let me.” - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over. “I promise we’ll use a condom every time.” - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*“No one has to know.” - No one has to know if I murder you.“What are you afraid of?” - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…“Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?” - No.“You’re just chicken.” - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*“Don’t you want to know what it’s like?” - Not with you.“Everyone knows you’ve done it before.” - I’d think I’d remember something like that.“Maybe you just don’t like boys.” - Yes, I’m a lesbian.“Put out or get out.” - Okay, bye. “I’m clean, I promise.” - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS IS OH MY GOD

ALL THE YES.

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jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

(Source: theboysofwinterfell)

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pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet